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unionhack:

same

(Source: my-kokoro-just-brokoro, via cake-of-awesome)

bisexualsteve:

albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves

(via baneme)

"What’s it about and how many episodes"

- Ancient proverb (via daddychilton)

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meum-malum:

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

wow

(Source: sizvideos, via christiantacos)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via mirabiliamortuum)

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

(via ampersande)

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

(Source: youtube.com, via ponpongaygay)

Chris talking about, “When a rich nigga want you…”

livelaughloveatrandom:

Bruh where he at though?!

zumainthyfuture:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

WHEN YOU INVITE YOUR WHITE GIRLFRIEND TO THE FAMILY FUNCTION AND SHE TRIES TO FIT IN

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Lmaooooooooo

(via godcipherdevine)

confessionsofarebel:

I really want someone to serve Gordon Ramsay frozen chicken in the shape of dinosaurs and tell him it’s fresh

(via shikaamaru)

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

(Source: lizgillies, via ladyjameson)

msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

(via universe-of)

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

(via ladyjameson)