albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves
- Ancient proverb (via daddychilton)
A swarm of anchovies
the smelly smell that smells…smelly.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
danish tv is the best thing ever
WHEN YOU INVITE YOUR WHITE GIRLFRIEND TO THE FAMILY FUNCTION AND SHE TRIES TO FIT IN
I really want someone to serve Gordon Ramsay frozen chicken in the shape of dinosaurs and tell him it’s fresh